Size Five Games and No More Robots have announced Earth Must Die, a new point-and-click adventure game coming to PC via Steam. Additionally, the developers have revealed the cast for the upcoming game, which includes various famous British comedians.
The cast includes the following:
- Joel Fry as Vvalak Lizardtongue
- Martha Howe-Douglas as Milky
- Alex Horne as Major Haskit, Bentik
- Ben Starr as Krall, Danzan
- Tamsin Greig as Rena, Blorr, Spiffy
- Matthew Holness as Phelonius Skwid
- Mike Wozniak as Willip, Jobson, Druce
- Don Warrington as Quintarian
- Stevie Martin as Skwidbot
- Sophie Duker as Meebap
- Emma Fryer as Parrach, Betsy
- Alasdair Beckett-King as Oogles, Toilet, Vacuum, Village Elder
- Rosie Holt as Chizz, Zarlaph, Karton
- Jon Blyth as Fnaaaarglurp, Olkus
- Julie Nolke as Grace Flufton
- Sam O’Leary as Ian Gard, Ripper
- Tom Lawrinson as Tree, Needledick
- Sally Beaumont as Glushh, Big Snake
- David Monteith as Allus, Pfysus, Marvap, Altican, Commandant
- Inel Tomlinson as Cecil, Zertan, Robert Droid, Skwid Guards
- Theo Leslie as Dinny
Check out the trailer for Earth Must Die, coming to PC via Steam at a later date, below:
The Steam page describes the game as follows:
From the desk of VValak Lizardtongue, Grand Shepherd of the Tyrythian Empire:
Well this is just complete and utter bulls**t.
Those idiotic, moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from my dear, sweet, extremely dead father?
Did I mention that this is bulls**t?
It’s fine though, because what they don’t realize is that I am going to make them very, very dead. Along with my trusty sidekick and childhood nursing bot Milky – please do not ask me questions about that – I will whizz over to Earth, turn it into a stinking pile of rubble, and be back home in time for a warm glass of milk before bed.
Earth Must Die is the story of my glorious rise to power (off the back of my adored father’s passing), my subsequent accidental surrender to the Terranoids, and my infamous revenge against Earth and everything it stands for.
Apparently the story is retold in the form of one of those old point and click adventure games that people gave a sh*t about in the 1990s, I wanna say? But in 2025. Doesn’t sound like a good idea to me, but what do I know – I’m just a benevolent, terrifying leader of worlds who everyone loves and also super respects.
